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Ready to keep your head warm while you mentally check out of life’s nonsense? The What The Duck Beanie has got you covered—literally. Whether you’re dodging small talk, standing in long lines, or just trying to survive another day of tipflation, this cozy beanie screams, “I’m warm, but I’m still over it.”
🖤 Why You Need This Beanie:
Keeps your head warm while the world keeps getting dumber.
Perfect for hiding your “I’m done with this” face.
Stylish enough to look good but sarcastic enough to match your mood.
So, throw it on, tune out the noise, and let everyone know you’re ducking done—without saying a word. 🦆❄️
• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
• Breathable cotton blend
• Form-fitting shape
• One size fits most
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Ready to keep your head warm while you mentally check out of life’s nonsense? The What The Duck Beanie has got you covered—literally. Whether you’re dodging small talk, standing in long lines, or just trying to survive another day of tipflation, this cozy beanie screams, “I’m warm, but I’m still over it.”
🖤 Why You Need This Beanie:
Keeps your head warm while the world keeps getting dumber.
Perfect for hiding your “I’m done with this” face.
Stylish enough to look good but sarcastic enough to match your mood.
So, throw it on, tune out the noise, and let everyone know you’re ducking done—without saying a word. 🦆❄️
• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
• Breathable cotton blend
• Form-fitting shape
• One size fits most
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Ready to keep your head warm while you mentally check out of life’s nonsense? The What The Duck Beanie has got you covered—literally. Whether you’re dodging small talk, standing in long lines, or just trying to survive another day of tipflation, this cozy beanie screams, “I’m warm, but I’m still over it.”
🖤 Why You Need This Beanie:
Keeps your head warm while the world keeps getting dumber.
Perfect for hiding your “I’m done with this” face.
Stylish enough to look good but sarcastic enough to match your mood.
So, throw it on, tune out the noise, and let everyone know you’re ducking done—without saying a word. 🦆❄️
• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
• Breathable cotton blend
• Form-fitting shape
• One size fits most
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!