What the Duck is Happening Dad hat
$25.00
Tired of explaining how over it you are? Let the What The Duck Hat do the talking while you sip your iced coffee in silence. This hat is perfect for dodging eye contact, deflecting dumb conversations, and throwing just the right amount of shade—literally and figuratively.
😎 Why You Need This Hat:
Shields your eyes from both the sun and stupidity.
Pairs well with a side of sarcasm and a “don’t talk to me” vibe.
Stylish enough for brunch, petty enough for everyday life.
Pop it on, adjust the brim, and silently let the world know: you’re ducking done. 🦆☀️
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
😎 Why You Need This Hat:
Shields your eyes from both the sun and stupidity.
Pairs well with a side of sarcasm and a “don’t talk to me” vibe.
Stylish enough for brunch, petty enough for everyday life.
Pop it on, adjust the brim, and silently let the world know: you’re ducking done. 🦆☀️
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Quantity:
Tired of explaining how over it you are? Let the What The Duck Hat do the talking while you sip your iced coffee in silence. This hat is perfect for dodging eye contact, deflecting dumb conversations, and throwing just the right amount of shade—literally and figuratively.
😎 Why You Need This Hat:
Shields your eyes from both the sun and stupidity.
Pairs well with a side of sarcasm and a “don’t talk to me” vibe.
Stylish enough for brunch, petty enough for everyday life.
Pop it on, adjust the brim, and silently let the world know: you’re ducking done. 🦆☀️
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
😎 Why You Need This Hat:
Shields your eyes from both the sun and stupidity.
Pairs well with a side of sarcasm and a “don’t talk to me” vibe.
Stylish enough for brunch, petty enough for everyday life.
Pop it on, adjust the brim, and silently let the world know: you’re ducking done. 🦆☀️
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Tired of explaining how over it you are? Let the What The Duck Hat do the talking while you sip your iced coffee in silence. This hat is perfect for dodging eye contact, deflecting dumb conversations, and throwing just the right amount of shade—literally and figuratively.
😎 Why You Need This Hat:
Shields your eyes from both the sun and stupidity.
Pairs well with a side of sarcasm and a “don’t talk to me” vibe.
Stylish enough for brunch, petty enough for everyday life.
Pop it on, adjust the brim, and silently let the world know: you’re ducking done. 🦆☀️
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
😎 Why You Need This Hat:
Shields your eyes from both the sun and stupidity.
Pairs well with a side of sarcasm and a “don’t talk to me” vibe.
Stylish enough for brunch, petty enough for everyday life.
Pop it on, adjust the brim, and silently let the world know: you’re ducking done. 🦆☀️
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!